Monday, August 24, 2009

From a no to a yes...................

This happened in school. Many days back. I'll try to bring it out to u in the best possible way i can. I don't exactly remember the exact date but this is how it all happened......

Raman and Sunny were the best of friends and they were spending the night together in Sunny's house....

Raman : Hey do u have any idea how metal detectors work ??
Sunny : I don't know and sure as hell, I don't care..
Raman : Oh ! come on dude .... take a guess...
Sunny : Ok ...... may be they can detect the change in magnetic flux.
R: Yes!! they do that . But how do they do it- that is real question u moron.
(Sunny looks into a mirror)
S:Hey,hold on..... take a look at my face.
R:Wat ???
S:Does it by any chance say that I give damn to wat u are asking...
R:(irritated) I don't kno man.... I mean , I have been seeing your face for like the past 7 years and it still looks the same.
S: So, its simple - I haven't cared for anything that u have said in the past seven years.
R:Save your boring and stupid sarcasm for the girls. It will just give them all the more reason to giggle around you..
S: Why! u don't like girls in a happy mood.......Dude u cannot find a damsel in distress always.
R:No, its just that ......they giggle as though a rat is nibbling into its food.
S:What!!! dude you are totally weird, do u kno that.
R:Well, actually i was fine until i met u!!!
S:Yeah right . So temme do all girls " nibble like a rat ".
R:Hmmmmm........well actually i guess ..............yup almost all of them!!!
S(suddenly showing intrest):Wait!!................ almost .............. who is not included in that.
R: Well......u know..........there is Manju and........ and...........uh..........well.....
S:Manju.......our class Manju???
(Raman nods his head)
S:Are you aware of the fact that over half the guys in our class have a crush on her.
R:What are you getting to...................
S:Okay fine tell me why isn't Manju the rat nibbling types ????
R:Well i don't know, how do you expect me to answer that???
S:Well u singled out her name from all the possible girls in our school.........dude even a monkey would expect u to answer that.
R:U don't need a reason to single out someone from a set....
S:Of course u need a reason........Now tell me or i will spread the rumour that U r gay and U made a move on me...
R(completly taken aback):Ok !!! that is threatning.....
S:Trust me I won't hesitate........So in your intrest i suggest u to tell why is Manju not in that list???
R:Alright!!! Well u kno her smile is like that 1000 watt smile...........whenever she smiles its like something pleasant is happening..........And then there are her eyes u kno, its like they maintain that gaze which is so so............... trapping.....u simply cannot take ur eyes of them.
S:Oh my god !!! dude u r totally head over heels for this female..........
R(defensively):What!!! no way man. It's just some charecteristics of her that i seemedto have noticed.....
S:Hey don't bullshit me...........U totally have a huge crush for Manju.
R(really worried):Holy shit !!!! u are right...........oh my God I have a crush on Manju......
S(really excited):No dude, U have a HUGE crush on Manju.
R:What am I going to do.........How do I get rid of this...
S:Are u crazy!!! I'll tell u wat u r going to do....u r going to ask her out...............
R:Yeah right !!! U actually expect me to do that ????
S(wickedly):That is wat a person who is "NOT GAY" would do..........
R(irritated):What is the matter with U????
S:Wrong question bro.What in God's name is the matter with you????? Listen man just ask her out...........what can possibly go wrong.
R(immitating sunny):What can possibly go wrong !!! Well she could say NO for starters......and that would totally ruin the little friendship we have right now...........besides i wouldloose my reputation................
S: Reputation of what ............ being a wuss.!!! losing that would actually be good for a change. Look you know what ur problem is ............u think too much!!! Just get it done .......go up to her and blurt it out..........okay may be not blurt it but u know wat i mean...
R:I don't know man.........i don't even think that i would be able to talk to her now..
S(irritated):Stop being a coward...............Be a man..........face ur fears like batman........Spin the web of love like spiderman............and u could probably even "do it" like He-man
R:OH SHUT UP.............wierd is an understement for u!!!
S: Oh!! i can go on and on...........so if u want me to shut up just say that u will ask Manju out.
R(giving in):Fine I'll do it...........
S:Hey that's the spirit...........and just incase if u don't---
R:Yeah i know i'll be the first gay in school............seems like i have no choice!!!
S:Tommorow is going to be fun day......
R:You measn doomsday.......
S:MAy the force be with you mate.............
R:May cupid be with me..........
S:oh! he is with u man..........
R:yeah !!! Im going to ask a girl out .....tommorow
S:you are bro.........
R:I'm going to have a girlfriend.............
S:Well maybe ............
R:I'm going to be a man.........
S:ok now that is creepy......tell u wat why don't u go to sleep.....okay.....................u need some rest
R:yeah like im going to get sleep now.
S: oh u better get some sleep now............
R:okay okay...............man this is awesome...............
S:OH God What is going to happen.................

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